5 Things To Never Say To A Police Officer

I have been struggling to find a jump off point for my life lessons and words of wisdom I can share with you. There are many thoughts and stories that run through my mind, but I felt this was a good place to start. This advice is meant for those people that tend to overindulge in the use of alcohol. I speak from a place of experience here as I'm sure some of the comments will reflect. The difference being I know what things not to say and therefore have managed to avoid unpleasant experiences.... mostly.

When you find yourself in a situation involving paramedics and police there are certain things you should never say. The wisdom you are about to receive has two positive outcomes. Number one you have a pleasant visit with Paramedics that can empathize with you, possibly pre-treat your hang over and give you a warm place to sleep it off. Number two, you don't end up hand cuffed to a bed in such way you can't scratch that really annoying nose itch that every drunk person inevitably gets.

Paramedics and Police work side by side when we deal with people who have tied one on a little too much. The police are our allies in the securing and treating of intoxicated individuals who start random fights, get beat up or generally make a nuisance of themselves. These individuals can and inevitably do say some things that land them in some hot water.

Prior to getting into those top 5 I will share the inevitable consequence of saying any of these five things. The result is generally the same so to avoid repetition here it is. When a police officer makes a request of you and you choose one of the soon to follow 5 replies this is the basic end result. First the officer who made the request will grab your arm... Then from out of no where 4 of his buddies will join him and you will find your self eating any number of surfaces... Pavement is a police favorite, but the list also includes; gravel, shale, your own vomit pile, grass, dirt and in some rural settings cow shit. Then if that isn't enough you can expect a rather large knee somewhere on the crux of your neck in a most painful fashion. At that moment you may here the words,  is he ready for sedation. At this point the medics will enter the fray and you will feel a sharp sting to your backside, and this my friend is the sedation just mentioned above. At this point if you retain any sense of self control you should stop struggling and just wait. The next phase of this battle is out of your control so resistance is futile. The medicine will take effect and you will find yourself falling asleep.  Go with it, that is best.  So without further adieu here are the top 5 things you should never say to or around police officers.

Number 5: If a police officer tells you to "back off from the scene and let the medics work". The correct response is to say nothing,  turn around and walk away. What you should not say is,  "But that's (enter any person or object here), and I need to tell them (doesn't matter what's here)." This response will not garner an immediate response BUT persistence will result in the above mentioned events happening if you continue to push your point.

Number 4: When a police officer makes a request to know your personal information you should not respond with "Go F*&k your self cop, I'm not telling you Sh&t!" This response upsets police officers as they are only concerned about your safety and they will ask again politely a few times until the decision is made to arrest you and identify you by other means. The scenario above does not always ocurr but if you become scrappy at this point... You will most likely end up in that situation.

Number 3: Here is where things can become more intense, far more quickly.  You have found yourself under arrest and as the officer reaches to cuff you you respond with "Get your Fu$&;ng hands off of me!!" And throw in a shove.... I don't think I need to explain where this ends you up. Just hope your not in a rural setting. .

Number 2: When a police officer is talking to you and your are continuing to be beligurent, and the officer voices this very simple question, "are we going to have a problem here?" You should think carefully about your answer. There is only one correct answer here!  My personal favorite wrong answer was "Only if you make one!!" At this point you will find yourself in a basic or slightly varied version of the scenario above.

And at last Number 1: the reason this story is being told by a medic. When you utter the words "I'm gunna Eff you up Medic!!" And then make a move to assault the medic. ... This illicits the quickest response by the police on scene! You will most definitely end up sedated in this scenario.

These anecdotes and words of wisdom may portray a darker side of our lives in paramedicine, but the reality is, these instances are rare. The point of this story is that we can and do encounter dangerous situations for both the police and EMS. Our response to these situations may appear harsh in the public eye, but for the number of times police officers and paramedics are assaulted on the job we take our safety very seriously.

Please remember if you see a situation as described above I want you to remember; We do not enjoy doing this to people and the part that people miss is the length of time we have tried using words and talking a patient down prior to using these methods. We are out here to help people everyday and sometimes we have to help them from themselves.

No one can predict when someone's stresses cause a break in their psyche as a result of too much alcohol or other reasons. This often results in them doing something that results in people being injured. As part of the service we provide we attempt to prevent these situations when we encounter these people in acute psychiatric distress or from just having too much to drink. We always use words first before resorting to force or sedation, and for the most part we succeed with words.

Always remember if you are headed out to party with your friends you should heed the commercials all over television and the Internet. The words are simple and true. Drink responsibly.  That doesn't mean you can't have a great time or even get pretty loaded, just be safe and be with friends and be civil. 

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The Uniform, What It Means.

Each day or night in the last 13 years of my career I have worn a uniform. This uniform represents a culture of people who regularly come into your home and meet you in the worst possible circumstance. When a person chooses to become a Paramedic or EMT they are saying that helping people is important to them. EMS practitioners show up every day to provide excellent patient care to people that are sick or injured without any thought of being thanked or the risks they face.

The uniform of an Emergency Services worker represents pride and professionalism. It represents, that despite the risk of contracting any number of communicable diseases, entering unknown situations and risks of physical violence, we will show up. We will be there to help you in your time of need. We will drive through traffic that doesn't move for us, or stop for us. We will risk our lives to come to you and yours to patch up your wounds, treat your hypoglycemic episode, help you breathe, or start the process to stop your heart attack. We do this at any hour of the day or night whether we have had dinner or not, and we will treat every patient the same regardless of how many calls we have done that shift!

To me the uniform represents honor. It represents MY honor to be there to help you. It is unfortunate in the world that people get sick, or injured, but I am honored to be the person that you will trust with your life. In my years of training I learned many skills and vast amounts of information, but there is far more to paramedicine than skills and knowledge. This is a people industry. We are deeply rooted in a form of customer service that is unlike any other. To the patient we are comfort, pain relief, and the person there to make them feel better and on occasion save their lives. To the family we bring calm, and confidence that their loved one will be looked after. We are the front line of medical care. No one sees a patient before us when an ambulance is called. We arrive into scenes that are chaotic and often uncontrolled. It is our job to bring calm to the people, control to the scene and help to the patient. This is something that I do with honor and with pride, as I am honored to be that person that is there to help you in your time of greatest need.

The uniform is overall our way of showing that we are professionals and that we are there for you and your family. The pride that we feel each time we put our uniforms on is represented in the patient care we provide and the professionalism that we will demonstrate when in the public eye. The next time you see a Paramedic I hope you will know that at any given moment that person may be called to task to respond to a person in cardiac arrest, or a child that has suffered a traumatic injury, or any number of other serious situations. Take a moment to understand that that person who may be smiling at that moment has seen things that no one should ever see, and continues to show up to help people every day because of his deep honor to wear that EMS uniform.

Stay tuned for anecdotes of some of our more humorous calls, and some important life lessons that can be learned from the eyes of a city medic.